When Hillary faints, how does #TeamHillary cover it up?!
- Whisk her off to a (non-medical) safe (Chelsea‘s) house.
- Work on a quick medical recovery & gaggle of excuses.
- “Oh crap”, when that doesn’t work, plan your next (can’t go to hospital) strategy.
- “Oh yeah”, didn’t she have a case of fake ‘pneumonia’ last Friday???
- “We forgot”, we’re sure she did!!!
- NOW, we have to create a back record of documentation that validates #TeamDementia.
- How do we do this?
- “Oh yeah”, we forgot, creating false records was a prerequisite to joining #TeamHillary and #TeamObama.