When Hillary faints, how does #TeamHillary cover it up?!

  1. Whisk her off to a (non-medical) safe (Chelsea‘s) house.
  2. Work on a quick medical recovery & gaggle of excuses.
  3. “Oh crap”, when that doesn’t work, plan your next (can’t go to hospital) strategy.
  4. “Oh yeah”, didn’t she have a case of fake ‘pneumonia’ last Friday???
    1. “We forgot”, we’re sure she did!!!
  5. NOW, we have to create a back record of documentation that validates #TeamDementia.
    1. How do we do this?
    2. “Oh yeah”, we forgot, creating false records was a prerequisite to joining #TeamHillary and #TeamObama.
    3. COVERED!!!